Click here to watch Jon Stewart cover Kansas’s anti-gay legislation on The Daily Show.
And you can watch full episodes anytime, anywhere on the Comedy Central app.
For those of you who are going out to protest
This is a gas mask you can make to prevent breathing tear gas bombs that the police throw
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all
i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.
my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs
Please watch this video of a corgi on carousel and never be sad again.